ATTENTION FOR A SECOND, YO:
Real talk, this animal (the Ordovician Helmet crab, aka the Horseshoe crab, aka the Atlantic’s most at-risk shelled animal) is of a species that is close to 450 million years old. They are considered endangered, and often wash up on the shores of Long Island (this big lady crab was at TR park in Oyster Bay)
Note: these animals are often used to extract their blue blood and cure diseases. They help the ocean out big time. And they are one of the longest-surviving species on the planet. They’re washing up and people don’t think to/are scared to save them because of their deceivingly harmless barbs.
Take note, friends. Their barbs are NOT stingers. They cannot hurt you. Their pinchers aren’t pinchers, they’re just little legs that are actually really soft! The barb tail they have is actually what they use to stick into the ocean floor or the sand when waves knock them over or they flip onto their backs by accident. And you can help them out by flipping them back over very quickly and helping them scuttle back into the water if you see them struggling.
This is way important. Just call me the Sarah McLachlan of horseshoe crabs.
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
Sometimes there are no words
really tho I would kill for more nonromantic soulmates
soulmate best friends who met as children and don’t remember life apart
soulmate siblings whose parents always worry if there’s something unhealthy about their relationship
mentor-student soulmates who never stop learning from each other
soulmates whose relationships are ignored by society and just that much more intimate for it
still the best reference disney ever made
Haha wow. What movie is this?!
One of Disney’s more obscure films but so worth it.
Love this reference more every time I see it. :)
To my way of thinking, Treasure Planet is very underrated: it’s not at all bad as an adaptation, it’s overall a very beautiful film in the graphic-arts sense, and the voice cast (David Hyde Pierce, Emma Thompson, Brian Murray, Joseph Gordon-Levitt) cast do excellent work with their characters. If it didn’t do well, I think that’s secondary to Disney (a) suddenly getting cold feet because they weren’t sure how to market it, and then (b) shoving it out the door without almost any decent marketing at all.
(And if someone nearby can reduce me to hysterical gasping laughter with merely the line "Spaceport floozies! Spaceport floozies!", then that’s my fault and nobody else’s.)
This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!
The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.
"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"
Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.
This movie is fucking golden.
YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE
Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.
But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.
Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?I can’t not reblog that.
Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.
why send anon hate when you can look at this
Look at how annoyed he is though. He’s like, ‘Gotta do this shit again, god fucking damnit. Check this shit out, mother fucker.’
The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.
School and Tumblr photoset
If your storage limit is pretty crummy, you can buy flash drives shaped like little pieces of toast, and a USB toaster hub to keep them warm. Source
Dirty Old Man:
Aloof Big Brother:
High School Student with a Double Life:
The Hero’s Bitches:
White-Haired Pretty Boy:
The Useless Main Character:
The Cutest Bitch You’ll Ever Meet:
The Too-Talented-For-Their-Own-Good Main Character:
Of course Kira gets his own little sub catergory
The Thug Shota
The Sports Anime Mom